Heidi

I will take I55

South out of state

Patiently proceed to drive

For 3 hours straight

To St. Louis

Where a girl named Heidi waits

Heidi is superbly bright

Enjoys a friendly chaff

She laughs at my jokes but it might

Be a pity laugh

Well, she’s gracious

She forgives a random gaffe

She lives three hundred miles away

But I’d still drive there any day

If there was just a hint

That I could catch a glint

Of Heidi

Heidi is insanely hot

Yes, she’s got it all

I tie my manhood in the knot

Just to retain control

She’s so tempting

She can make an angel fall

It takes one look to understand

Why any straight red-blooded man

Would sell his soul for

A single chance to score

With Heidi

There is a chance she thinks I’m cracked

A maniac without

An ounce of self-control

Perhaps she knows it’s just an act

And I quite frankly doubt

She thinks of me at all

Heidi is a real treat

The sweetest girl in town

Yes, in fact she is so sweet

I’d lick her up and down

Just like candy

I would lick her all around

And though the other girls are cool

She is the one that makes me drool

She is the one I want

And I show off and flaunt

For Heidi

© 2002 Valentine Azbelle